I can sleep now...except that I have insomnia

I don't even know what to say. The sports writers have the silly and futile job of trying to catch the incredible joy and wonder that grips Red Sox fans right now. I certainly don't know how to express my absurd excitement. A chance to see them go to the World Series only comes around once in a generation. My turn! Let's hope this team has anything left to win with. The American League may never win another championship again if the Sox and Yankees keep playing each other.

I'm being a completely irresponsible adult and blowing off my job to go to Boston. Anyone coming?