Tulane

I called Tulane today to find out why I still haven't received my diploma. I started at the logical place, the dean's office. They directed me to Academic Affairs. I repeated my question, and they sent me to the registrar's office. They kindly transferred me to...well, I lost count after five transfers or so. But the upshot of this whole affair was that I ended up at - you guessed it - the dean's office. Tulane is a fun, well-run school.