Walmart and Bush: Has Anyone Ever Seen Them in the Same Room?

I was just thinking about how Walmart and Bush are exactly alike. Here is a brief list:

1. They're both evil. (Okay, I can be more specific and objective. I just wanted to get that out there).
2. They are much, much more popular in rural areas than cities.
3. They spell trouble for manufacturers.
4. They eschew intellectualism. (Have you ever been to Walmart's book section? Not pretty, my friend. Unless you think of colorbooks, hot rod magazines, and Ann Coulter's latest love letter to liberals as literature.)
5. Pro-gun, anti-sex. Need I say more?
6. They are even bigger monsters overseas.
7. Racist, sexist, xenophobic. On a good day.
8. Squeaky clean, white, Christian images. Corrupt souls.
9. They appeal to lower and middle class Americans by pretending to be plain-talking commonfolk. The only people that benefit are ultra-rich bastards.