Internet Search Terms that Lead to Broccoli: Walmart Strippers
I pity the poor sod searching desperately through Lisadare Broccoli for "Walmart strippers." Does Walmart offer strippers now? Maybe only at their Canadian outlets. The only other people who find my blog accidentally are looking for a towel-less Nicolette Sheridan. I didn't realize I was running a porn site.
P.S. I feel sorrier still for the people that come to my blog on purpose. They're an even bigger set of goofballs.
P.P.S. Do you think I should oblige the searcher and post a picture of some Walmart strippers? Where might I locate such a thing? Where's a good discount stripper store when you need one? (Besides Chartres St.).
P.P.P.S. Walmart is still evil.
posted by Lisa @ 8:23 AM
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2 Comments:
Or maybe they meant paint strippers or weather stripping or something like that. Get your mind out of the gutter, Rudolph.
Shhh! You're no fun. And, I don't think he or she did mean paint strippers. If he did, he wouldn't have had to look, like, ten pages into the search to find me. He would've stayed on the first page, which very clearly pointed to paint strippers. No, this fool was clearly in search of discount strippers. Maybe I should post a caveat: when it comes to strippers, you get what you pay for.
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